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“I promise to kill the spiders.”
I promise to kill the spiders, open the tight jars, and reach the high shelves, as long as you promise to keep me warm....
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“I promise to stop fighting over the thermostat.”
I promise to stop fighting over the thermostat, or at least to only change it when you aren't looking. I promise to be your professional spider-remover for life....
funnydomesticmarriage-reality
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