I promise to kill the spiders.

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This funny wedding vow is a heartfelt way to express your commitment.

“I promise to kill the spiders, open the tight jars, and reach the high shelves, as long as you promise to keep me warm. ”

Why it Works

  • ✦Plays on traditional gender roles or height differences playfully
  • ✦Offers a trade/deal format

Personalize it

  • ✎Swap the chores based on who actually does them
A playful vow about household heroism.