I promise to stop fighting over the thermostat.
This funny wedding vow is a heartfelt way to express your commitment.
“I promise to stop fighting over the thermostat, or at least to only change it when you aren't looking. I promise to be your professional spider-remover for life.
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Why it Works
- ✦Addresses the most common domestic "conflicts" humorously
- ✦Establishes roles in the household
Personalize it
- ✎Mention the actual temperature you disagree on (e.g., "68 degrees vs 75")
Great for adding a laugh to a relaxed wedding ceremony.