I promise to stop fighting over the thermostat.

This funny wedding vow is a heartfelt way to express your commitment.

I promise to stop fighting over the thermostat, or at least to only change it when you aren't looking. I promise to be your professional spider-remover for life.

Why it Works

  • Addresses the most common domestic "conflicts" humorously
  • Establishes roles in the household

Personalize it

  • Mention the actual temperature you disagree on (e.g., "68 degrees vs 75")
Great for adding a laugh to a relaxed wedding ceremony.