I promise to make you coffee.

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This funny wedding vow is a heartfelt way to express your commitment.

“I promise to make you coffee in the morning, even when you're being cranky. I promise to always pretend I'm listening when you talk about your favorite show. ”

Why it Works

  • ✦Grounds love in small, morning rituals
  • ✦Playfully acknowledges that we aren't always at our best

Personalize it

  • ✎Replace "cranky" with "not a morning person" or "still half-asleep"
  • ✎Mention the specific show they love
A very popular funny vow format focusing on everyday life.