I promise to be your professional spider-killer.
This funny wedding vow is a heartfelt way to express your commitment.
“I promise to be your professional spider-killer, your jar-opener, and your fellow adventurer. I promise to love you even when you're being a "hangry" version of yourself.
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Why it Works
- ✦Addresses the "hangry" (hungry + angry) phenomenon
- ✦Combines utility with affection
Personalize it
- ✎Add "especially after a long day at [work/event]"
- ✎Promise to carry a specific snack for them
A modern classic for couples who understand the power of a snack.