I promise to share my pizza.

This funny wedding vow is a heartfelt way to express your commitment.

I promise to share my pizza, even when I'm really hungry. I promise to watch bad movies with you and pretend to like them.

Why it Works

  • Uses specific, relatable scenarios
  • Shows love through small sacrifices

Personalize it

  • Swap "pizza" for your partner's actual favorite food (e.g., sushi, tacos)
  • Change "bad movies" to a specific genre they love but you hate
  • Add a line about "never stealing the covers"
A classic funny vow that grounds love in the reality of everyday life (and food).